Let’s get futuristically freaky.
If I show you my time machine, will you let me hit it from the way back?
We don’t need a time machine to see the Big Bang!
Let’s travel back in time before you got that boyfriend.
Time stops when I’m making love to you. Or maybe I just passed out.
How ‘bout we travel to the future, find my clone, and have a little ménage à moi?
I’m the greatest lover of all time. Literally.
The only butterfly effect I care about is when I make you all aflutter.
Come with me if you want to love.
Let’s not play games. I’ve been to the future, I already know you’ll say yes.
If I don’t please you, I promise to go back in time, and do it right.
Let me take you back to the Elizabethan period or the Jenniferan period or whatever your name is.
I will love you from now until forever. Or at least as far as this Hot Tub Time Machine will take us.
Let’s get quantum physical.
This hot tub fits four so let’s include some of your friends.
I’m totally picking up some vibes here. Or maybe that’s a rash.
